When the white man came

1.

Once up a time there was a country where every pot plant and ice cream lived in peace to each other. But, nobody of the people in India know that the time whith happiness will one day take stop.

Vegard Vestli

2.

In India where things get wrong, Jan is leading the front of the peoples army. the army says that they way is true, and Jan says so. In India where no one is happy, Jan is, because the peoples army is rising for the sun, and rising for victory, victory over the fighters of death. yes, India is a strange place, where no one is god, and no one is loser, where everyone is happy even if everything is bad. India. amazing India.

Eivind Thoresen

Chapter :3

Most people who goes to India never returns, Most people who live in India never leave Which might explain why it is more than a billion people there. Even America doesnt have that many people. Thats problably because each family appreciates a big car or a cheesburger than a new baby. Anyway,

Gaute

Chapter 4

The India people will not survive for long if this huge amount of people keep rising. They are soon going to die out because of the huge amount if they don't manage to capture another country to spread out. The time was short and if they now got attacked by the pot plants and ice creams they would not stand a chance against their great army. India had alot more people, but did not have anything else than just some sticks and stones to threw, but the pots and icecreams had m40a3 aswell as the great HK21. The morning rises and it was easly possible to hear all the terrifing screams from the villans that had been attacked in south India.

parsiak 5, a western

Parsiak 5, a western

chapter 1.

Once upon a time, there was a cowboy named Clint Eastwood. He wasn't the greatest cowboy, in the west, but that may be because his great love for food, he were fatter than the sheriff himself, and he could not even get on his own horse. Well anyway, one day Clint were riding through the desert, not to fast, not to slow, just right. He didn't realy have a target for the mission he just rode. After some time on his horse Clint came across a log and decided to jump it. He gatherd speed, it went faster and faster, it went so fast he could no longer see the ground underneath him. He felt the horse jump, but it didn't land, he waited and waited. Finally he landed, but he did not land in the dessert, he had landed in a forest. This was a forest unlike any other, the were no pines, no birches and definitively no mushrooms. There actual

ly seemed like the weary threes were made by stone and the leafs by ice, but how could they? It was hotter here than it was in the desert! Clint decides to take a ride through the landscape.

eirik

Part 2

It seems like there's nothing living here. No flies, no birds. Only the stone-trees.

Gaute Hagen

chapter 3

His horse was tired after the big jump, so he needed a break. The same did

Clint. He started looking after some water to drink, but he didn't find anything. Then, in the horizon, he saw something weard.

solveig

Small lizard-like creatures running on two feets, and quickly as hell. Clint had to roll aside not be hit by a train of weird animals. He rubbed his bold head. I need a drink, he thought.

Axel Bersvendsen

A diary of a lost soul

A diary from a lost soul

Chapter one

Where am I? I have been drifting with the current outside the main land, and I am completely lost. My family are gone to. I feel like a foreign on a different reef. People look at me like a decease, like I am nothing worth. I haven't met another mermaid in way too long. I'm lonely. Sad. Left behind. An outcast. I cant tell whether they left me behind intentional. I was just lazy, and the sharks was to fast. We became refugees in our own water due to some sharks. It breaks my heart to talk about it. I saw friends bleed to death, other relatives got eaten alive. I'm not so sure what I did was dumb... or smart. Hiding underneath a stone. Waiting for the sea monsters to finish their feast and leave. Our reef got turned into a blood bath. I dont understand how the sharks manage to kill so many fish and swim away from it with a raised tail. Don't they ever get sad. This time they didn't even eat them all. Some of the mermaids got left behind with a departed fin. Left to die.

When I swam out from under the rock, I was amazed. Everything looked so beautiful. So peacefully quiet. Just like any other morning. Some of the baby fishes had come out again, because they knew nothing of life. Mermaids should get used to massacres like this.

Written by Axel Bersvendsen

chapter 2

I was amazed, but my heart is broken into 1000 pieces, the pain I feel inside is hard to describe. I am all alone now, in this beautiful world. Just me and the baby fishes. I have to build a home, a new life, new friendships. I have to raise up, and become strong again.

I swam to our mermaid house, it is a beautiful house. It was always filled with laughter, joy and happiness. My mother, Ariel, she used to bake delicious spunge-cakes to us. Oh Ariel, i miss my mom.

Kamilla H

Chapter 3:

But when Ariel was gone I had to make my own spunge-cakes to myself. It was the first time i tryed to make som spunge-cakes so I didn't know how to make it. I had some sea water in, some sand, some monkey poo, and some of the good stuff called sperm. It was very good and delicious so i made some more to have later. The second week I was all alone the sea monster come back to the nice and peaceful plays and toke the monkey so i had no more poo or sperm to have in the cakes. The next day I went on a trip to try find a new monkey to make the delicious cakes. The only thing I fund was a....

Carl-Frederick H. Evensen

Chapter 4

SeaMonkey, you know the ones you get in a bag an add water, the spunge-cakes wan't that delicious, but they were OK. the next day I met a seaman and we lived happy every day after.

Sjur Haugen Bjørlo

Chapter 1.

Lawl

He got a text message 5 in the morning Which obviously woke him up. It was his girlfriend saying "Luv u<3">

Sort of written by Gaute Hagen

The Scary trip

Chapter I

yellow text on black backround scrolling downwards The year is 2110 on the planet Naboo. On a planet far, far away, the rebel invasion started for about 14 years ago. The clone troopers are advancing towards Pedophilia.

A dot appears in the horizon, 2.8 seconds later Alex does a wheelie in his brand new light runner. "Check out this lovely thingy!" Alex yells out. "Boys...". "Lilly, why are you always ruining my mood" Alex lauhgs a little, "Now take a seat, we do not want to be late, do we?". Lilly sits down in the passenger seat, Don't get any ideas, i just do not want to miss this" Lilly says. "Yeah, sure" Alex smiles and the second he puts his foot down, theyre off. "How far is it?", "Oh you just wait and see!" Written by: Mr. svettballe! aka Tørris Rønning!

Chapter 2:

After a time they come to the plays they had in targot. Sudden a monster come and started to crush the car they ware in to. But Lilly took a shotgun and blou the head of the monster so it was blood all over the car. they went to a car wash at the way and got a clean car. but after a time the car was broken beacuse the monster had crushed the motor. then they stole a Audi A3 whit 598horsepower and NOS. They dirved for a long time when they got to the awesome casino called "The Awesomenes" where they had a misson to kill a purson called Eirik. He was a mafia boss on high level and sold drugs and guns. Lilly took her shotgun and runed in the casino "The Awsomenes" and tryed to find Eirk before the securety whoud came and take her. The only thing that was lame was that the mafia boss Eirk ownd the casino "The Awsomenes" and killed Lilly before they went to the Audi A3 whit 598horsepower and NOS to kill Axel. Axel drived the car far far far far far far away.

Carl

"Fack, Eirik blew the head off Lilly!"He screamed, while driving in 2887 km/h from the awesomeness casino. Eirik fallowed Axel, in his superfast motorbike with extreme unicornpower. It became a wild ride, Eirik almost managed to crush Axels car, but axel made a shield that can protect from everything.

Kamilla H.

Chapter 4.

But Axel's shield got tecnical problems and Axel died.

YEAH AWSOME ENDING!

henrik.

The man

Chapter one.

Once upon a time, in Kristiandsand, a boy named Torstein had a rough time, after he discovered some new things with his body.

He was a ordinary boy, with a pretty much ordinary family. Its just that, he lives in a strange place, a lighthouse by the sea.

Torstein had never had a real friend, and didnt know how a teenager act.

And now he had become one himself, he couldn’t believe it. Wow he thought for himself, its amazing!

He had discovered some new hair in strange places on his body, is this normal? Maybe he is sick, or is this normal for a teenager. His voice had changed too, sometimes it became very dark or very light, and sometimes both at the same time. Torstein was thinking about this a lot.

“I want to be a man, a real man” he screamed out over the sea, from his lighthouse window.

“Not a little chicken with hair under my arms, and a shaky voice.”

He prayed to God, and hope that he would listen, then he fell a sleep on the couch.

Torstein woke up with an terrible headache, oh my god, whats going on he thought. He looked down on his body, oh holy crap, he couldn’t see his legs. A big fat belly was placed right in front of them. He had hair everywhere, and his voice was kind of dark.

“ I have become a man” Torstein Whispered.

Kamilla H.

Chapter two

Torstein walked with a wide smile across his face. He pulled the hair from his upperlips and whistled some random song. The apartment was the smallest thing he had ever seen. Clothes was tossed all over the place, the television had been left on and so had the radio. The kitchen wasn't that much to brag about, but he had finally gotten a refrigerator. Torstein smile and said quietly to himself: "Yes". The refrigerator wasn't much to brag about either. It's like it was brought back from the 80s. Well, it doesn't matter, he thought. A refrigerator is a refrigerator.

Written by Axel Bersvendsen

3

Torstein had been older and older. He loved all the thing form 80s. But, one thing he love most was all the beautiful Indian girls. Torstein will have a indian so much that he take and get one form e-bay. That goes fine her name is Laura. Torstein love her very much.

Vegard Vestli

Chaptah 4

Get a new fridge, get a new freezer and new dishwasher, Laura nagged. We already have a dishwasher torstein thought and looked at laura.

Gaute Hagen

THE HORROR BOAT

Chapter 1.

It was a dark night. The waves were higher than houses, at least Charlie felt so. The little fishing boat he was stuck in were rocking around some place in the ocean and he was all by his own. His desperate screams after help were given up for a long time ago and his only hope was not to sink or die. Suddenly he heard a wear sound. It was like footstepps, coming up from the bedroom down stears. His body began to tremble and he couldn't speak. Slowly, he went to the stears, but he couldn't see anything.

''Hello?'' he said, afraid to get an answer.

solveig

chapter 2

"Hello?" he said again, he aproached the stairs, slowly, step by step, he was only a few feet away now, "Hello?" there were no answer. Charlie were standing right next to the stairs now. He desided to take a peek outside, he moved his head slowly up the hatch he heard a sound, and turned around, the waves were upon him! he rushed towardes the rudder, only to be pushed of his feet. Charlie had to get to that rudder! He crawled through the water.

Eirik

Chapter three

He reached the rudder. His forhead was weat, but he didn't know if it was water or sweat. There was a towel next to him. he grabbed it. A sudden feeling of frustration rushed through his head like a tidal wave. How could his own father be so stupid and leave only son on a bloody boat all by himself. Charlie turned green and was quick to pull out the bucket from under the dashboard. It went cold down his back. "Charlie," he didnt manage to let go on breakfast before he turned around. For once Charlie had to raise his voice.