Nr. 17: The lighthouse

I was afraid. I had never been to a lighthouse before and I had heard all these creepy stories of different incidents in lighthouses. I had no other choice, but to go inside. The girl I liked at school told me that she had been writing a romantic love letter inside this lighthouse and she wanted me to go in inside and try to get it.



Nr. 17: The lighthouse

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I walked up the small steps to the door. Before I could even touch the door, it creaked open. I retreated down the stairs, my heart beating in my throat. When nothing happened, I ventured inside. It was dark and musty, and it smelled of fungus and rot. This was ridiculous. But what won't you do for love? Well, anyways, I turned on my flashlight. The yellow circle danced on the walls. I could hear creaking from upstairs. I shouted out when something scuttled near my left leg. "Only a rat", I said to calm myself. "Only a rat." The metal stairs spiraled upwards into the darkness. I stepped on the first step. Took a deep breath, then walked up two more. When nothing happened, I felt a little better. I started taking regular steps. Then I heard something. Big. Ahead. Breathing. I stood dead still and tried not to breath. My heart pounded so hard, I'ts a wonder it didn't burst. Something was breathing heavily, right ahead of me.

Carl

Ola Bakker 1

We stood up early,
and my hair was still curly.
I woke up rest of the family
and thought, this day will be cosy.

At the breakfast table, we ate a lot
Since, this trip would be like a jackpot
We put our bike helmets on,
soon the biking holiday would begun

We live in the perfect land,
an island without mountains but much sand.
I will ride my bike with my hat,
I hope I don't run over a cat.

Part 2:
For breakfast we had a big steak,
much for me since my sister was on eating break.
My mother tried to tell her to eat,
But she claimed she didn't like meat.
I just wanted you to know more about our meal,
So you could have a chance to know how I feel.

The biking all day made me sick
My mom gave me a lollipop to lick,
We palyed a perfect jacpot game
And pleace don't tell me this is lame!

Tomorow we are going to swim all day long,
Please dear God stop my father from bringing his bong.
The last time he had it the fish god scared,
Not one single fish to swallow the hook dared.
by Benedicte

Part 3:
My hair wasn't curly anymore
No longer the girls me adore
But this will be an awesome vaca
'Cause I can eat meat all day

I wear pink shirts so everyone notice my suntan
Do tell me you're my biggest fan
Many heads I turn
When I on my bike cycle burn

-Vilde

15 Awesome Headline

We were supposed to meet at a large farm in Brownsville, everyone had accepted their invite and said they were coming to celebrate the anniversary, after 20 years. Back in those days we were all in the same English class. The farmowner is none other than our old teacher, Andreas, he had moved to Rio Grande Valley, Texas. Finally he had fulfilled his biggest dream, becoming a real cowboy.

- Vilde GS,

Part 2

We took a bus to his farm, and he met us outside. He had a lot longer hair than he used to, he looked like a hippie. He had grown beard as well. He looked happy with all his hair and the gorgeous tan. We were all really exited about how this weekend was going to turn out. I thought it was going to be a lot of chilling out, but I was clearly wrong. We started by riding horses to a lake, I've never liked horses so I was ready to go home when I saw them. But when we got to the lake and we could sit down and talk to those we hadn't seen in almost 20 years. I didn't recognize some of them. Thea Bratterud had became a supermodel, and married Ola Bakker.

- Marianne

It was all very weird. Even Carl H. had married a girl from Finland. Everyone were happy to meet old school friends again, but some didn't seemed like they had a nice life back home. The whole 50% had become homeless. Andreas was the only one who walked around with a big smile on his face all day. One could get a suspicion if he had went through a plastic surgery to make his mouth look like a banana 24/7.

When the sun went down behind the hills, three of the boys brought out their guitars and gathered everybody to community singing while grilling marshmallows and petting squirrels. It had really been a nice day

-Karoline Dale

No. 20 - A zombie's gun shot

no. 20 A zombie's gun shot

Deep inside the city Las Vegas, the hotel «Keops Pyramid» had opened for the night. At the stroke of the clock 23.00, the night was no longer like an usual night in Las Vegas. The statues of the Pharaohs in the pyramid came to life. They walked over to the gambling tables and sat down at the dealer seats. A few minutes later the main entrance was full of zombies. Instead of bandage draped around them, they were surrounded by strips of banknotes. The zombies were the gamblers. It was a peaceful night, the Pharaohs thought, but little did they know about the gun hidden in one of the gamblers' pocket. As the piano was playing by itself and the bartenders hummed cheerful, there was blowing up a storm outside. The weather was raging and more zombies entered the Casino seeking for shelter...

















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After a couple of hours with gaming a man suddenly came inside and screamed Zombies!!!.
He ran around inside shooting everything he saw. He shot humans, he shot zombies, he shot the floor. He was not a really good aimer, but it was probably because he were afraid. He went down to the celler and sat down in a corner. He just wanted to get out of Las Vegas. But how?

Corrected by Daniel Ø

Aleksander K. Eide 2

Aleksander K. Eide 2
The special skiing trip

Today, me and my friends are going skiing. This is one unusual skiing trip. We are not going to ski on a normal mountain, but on a pyramid in Egypt. There's now elevator on the pyramid so we have to climb up. I am looking forward to this stunt. Maybe I am going to meet some mummies? I can't wait.

A few days later we were in Egypt. It was hot and no snow in sight, just sand everywhere. Before we went to the pyramids I went to the marked to find a flying carpet. I looked everywhere, including the candyshop next to the foodstore, but I couldn't find anything. But suddenly I saw an old man sitting on a carpet in the middle of the road. How strange I thought, and went over to talk to him.
“Hello there” I said.
“Hello son” he looked calm and smiled.
“Where did you find that carpet” I asked.
“I have made it with my own hands” he answered me.
How can I make a carpet like that?" I walked away and wondered for a second, when I heard the man shout at me.
“WAIT WAIT, you can buy my carpet for two camels”
I stared at him and said “ Where can I find camels?”

Aleksander K. Eide Number: 2

Karoline Alstad

Picture by Henrik Hoem

Part 3

“You can go to the mawawaki pyramid and ask for Mr lulululu. He can help you”, he said. I got scared, I didn't want to go to this Mr lulululu, he sounded like someone you didn't want to meet.
“Isn't there something else I can give you?” I asked hopefully.
“That depends on what you are offering me”.
“What about my sister Thea?”
“What does she look like?”
“She had long blond hair, perfect figure and eyes you can only dream of”, I said, and he asked me when he could get her to his harem. I said I could bring her over tomorrow.
“Mom, dad I have bought a flying carpet”, I yelled when I got to the hotel room.
“Thats great”, dad answered, “how much did you pay?”
“We swapped, I get the carpet and he gets Thea”, I was so happy, I would have a flying carpet tomorrow, and all my friend would be totally jealous.
“You gave away your sister?”, my mom sounded angry.

- Marianne

12 - On interrail with my best friend

On interrail with my best friend
My best friend and I were really exhausted. We have been travelling on the interrail for twenty days now, and it starts to be a little boring in the length. My friend, Oscar, were sleeping like
a baby in the corner of his seat. He's been sleeping for four hours now, precisely. While I haven't slept at all since last night. I don't really know why, but something is bothering me. I just have the feeling that something is wrong, very wrong!
I looked out the window. It was dark. But why? The time was eleven o'clock in the morning! Suddenly I heard someone scream. I got so scared that I jumped up and fell on the ground. “What's
happening!” Oscar said. He had finally woke up, an seamed to be more shocked then I was. “I don't know,” I said. “But something is happening here, and we will soon know what!”

By Isak

Part 2

I could see that Oscar was scared. His eyes were filled with tears, and the sweat ran down his forhead. "It's gonna be ok" i said. But was it really going to be ok ? Suddenly the lady who was screaming earlier started to scream again. I went down the hallway of the train in search for the lady, but I couldn't find her. Actually there where no one on the train. Damn it. I could here footprints behind me, it was Oscar. He was shocked to death. I tried to calm him down, but it wasn't that easy. Ten minutes lafter we heard the lady screaming again, but there was no one to see. I had to find her. In the end of the hallway of the train there was a door, what was behind that door ? We quitely started to walk down the hallway.

Benedicte C.

Part 3

And all of the sudden Oscar tripped. I turned to how he was, but he was unconscious, since his head slammed into the wall when he fell. I thought to my self "What are my odds for getting out of here alive? I mean, there hasn't been any evidence of danger yet, but this situation is starting to look a lot like the horror movies I usually watch on a friday night, and I'm pretty sure there's nothing nice behind that door at the the hallway, where the lights are being suspiciously dim. Neeh, what the heck. I never liked Oscar that much. I guess I'll just leave him here, and if I get out of here alive maybe i'll send some rescue team or whatever...

As I started to walk towards the door, another thought struck me! "What if I just went back to our cabin and hid there, using Oscar as a human shield if something potentially dangerous came along. Yeah, that's not such a bad idea". So I dragged Oscar's fat ass back to our cabin, and when the psycho-mass murderer came along - 'cause he sure did - I traded Oscar's flesh for my securiy, so me and the psycho-mass murderer went continued the interrail trip together and we had a great time. He turned out to be a really great guy, except for the fact that he was a cannibal. i wasn't particulary happy about the eating people thing he had going, but everybody has their flaws..


Mikel Østhagen Hamar

the silent night nr 16

Nr 16.

The silent night

I'm at the set of the movie « fear », wondering why? There is something really freaky going on here, and i'm about to find out what it is. The streets outside the window are empty, and there's no one at the gas station. The set is placed at this really quiet area La Brea, Hollywood, and it used to be this great place to stay, but after the movie « Fear » mooved its set up here it seems like people just ran away from the city.

It all started in august last year, it feels just like yesterday. We were all so exited that the movie was going to be filmed here, in our little place. La Brea is kind of the place in Hollywood that no one has heard of.


benedicte...

Part 2

In Norway there's like thousands of small places that no one, even from Norway, have heared about. When you drive through them you'll feel empty. Empty stores, empty streets and even empty houses. It's like the whole town is at sleep. Then come awake only on holidays and celebrations. Like a gost city. You find these places in the US as well, and La Brea is one of them.

The movie "fear" had reched the first day of production. The director, Terrence, was anything but kind. They called him "terrible" Terrence.

Henrik Hoem

He was a cold, creepy man with dark hair, terrible teeth and a mustage that looked like a German soldier from the world war two. His voice was deep and dark and when he talked you could smell his unpleasent breath. It was a rumor that leacked out that he had tourtuerd his own wife and finished her by stabing her with a sharp stick.

Henrik Jordal

The mystery of a man smoking nr 5

It was 8 a clock on a Friday and Jim who was a pretty large boy with blond short hair was smoking weed and eating pizza with his friend Tom. Both of them was a kind of big so they had 3 pizzas each. They had a thing that on fridays they always smoke and eat pizzas at Jim's house.

After they both had smoked one Tom had to go on the toilet. Jim asked Tom if he wanted a new smoke. Tom said yes and Jim started to make it. Jim was very good at meaking weed.

Christian Muri

Part 2

After a little time they got very sick beacuse they had treid some new weed. They find out that the weed was very bad. Tom got scared and started to run around the house. He run for the toilet and Jim started leafing. Suddenly Jim starts to feel sick to and he sees a pritty lady at the window. He walks to the dor, but before he comes to the dor he fals on the ground and fal a sleep.

Aleksander K. Eide

nr. 6 Ogambba in the Indian tribe

Ogambba was a 16-year old teenager, who lived in an Indian tribe. It was a big tribe and everyone in the tribe had their duties. Since Ogambba was a man, he had to hunt for food with all the other men, while the women was home in the Indian town watching the children and doing their duties. Ogambba was son of the tribe's leader and was the greatest hunter and warrior in the entire tribe. He was the tribe's superman. Everybody looked up to him and wanted to be as good as Ogambb. Every time the tribe came in trouble with another tribe Ogambbe came in the rescue and won the battle.

Part 2

The tribe was one of the biggest Indian tribes. There was only one bigger tribe and that was Big Kalanka's tribe. Kalanka was 6 and a half feet high and very big! He was famous for not ever having lost a fight. So when he heard about Ogambba sends a man to challenge him. Ogambba never lost a fight either, but he hadn't won as many as Kalanka. Ogambbe was also just 5 feet tall, and very tiny!

Christian Muri

Ogambbe knew that he had to do something critical before facing Kalanka. He shaved his mustache and took a nice cold bath in the swamp. He had to re-charge his power so that he was fully restored for the battle.
Ogambba kissed his 12 year old wife and went on his journey to the peak were he was suposed to fight Kalanka!
After a wile, Ogambbe got thirsty and hungry and couldn't think clear at all. He started drooling by thinking of his mothers fried eggs with chili and curry on.

Henrik Jordal

3. A fishing trip

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Hey, John! How R U?
The weather here is great! I went fishing
yesterday. You won't belive what happened!!!! <3 href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjC3gDa8g0zEPxkzHXn_RZhEZb_bStyvEEqa27MYuz3_Ce0JRfaKuIUtiAeJQl8w6HvH4-lMYCWUrpGGggxwvFrIDYNh-Q7W5CyoV5K1D0HIBdH0cTNRag4Vv4hbV2wSvghwCD1WkgGjc8/s1600-h/haaai.gif">
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Nice, bro! Well, there I was, in the ocean,
and suddenly, a shark jumps into a man's boat!
The shark was about 1,5 meters and the man in the boat
just screamed like a burned dog! It was sick! :-O
I don't know what type of shark it was, but wow!

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A what!? A shark!? :-O R yU kidding me?
Wow, man! That's just insane! Did the
shark eat him? That would have been cool :-P

004747387617
Yes, a shark! A big scary shark! No, no!
I'm serious, man!

By Jonas Stegerød

Part 2
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U r right. It's 2 scary. U never know what will happen. Haven't U Cn Jaws? After I saw that, I will never go swimming again:S

004747387617
Haha, you're funny bro:) I'm fishing right now, @ our aunt's house by the sea. Just a sec. I've got a bite. What R U doing?

004778467519
WOW! What kind of fish is it? I'm in the woods. Just chillin, you know. Yhe breeze in the 3s and the animals. No shark here! :P

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I missed it.. I'ts Ur fault. Scaring thm of with all the buzzing. I hope a bear comes and get you.

by Nora

Part 3
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Hey, don't blame it on me cuz u cant fish O.o

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Yeah, well shut up :o
I dont like u anyways.

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Wth, did you just tell me to shut up?

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What r u gonna do about it huh? >.<

004778467519
Thats it, I'm coming down there!

Daniel N

7 A terrible day in the underwater world

A terrible day in the underwater world

Dear Gabriel!
I hope you are okay in the bubble water city. We in the warm water city is okay, but something very sad has happened. Yesterday when I was hanging out with Ariel, something terrible happened. We were playing with the two fishes Nemo and Emo, witch I don't think you have met. Suddenly we heard something. It was a sound we never had heard before. But then we didn't hear the sound again so we continued playing. After some minutes we heard it again. This time it was close. We were totally quiet, and didn't make a move. I look around and suddenly Emo was gone.

Part 2:

Ariel, Nemo and I became terrified. We didn't know what to do so we just tried to stay as calm as we could, because I had heard that if a fish wanted to eat you, you should not make a move so the fish couldn't see you. Suddenly a huge fish appeared and started to swim straight at us. We first tought that the fish had eaten Emo, so we swimed as fast as we could and tried to find a hidingplace.

Pert 3:

It closed in on us, we swimmed like hell! Behind plants, stones and sand on the sea floor we swimmed! We heard four-letter words behind us, and sounds of a big rudder fin hitting everything on it's way! Nemo was crying while we were swimming. Then I saw our escape. A rock with a hole in it. I grabbed Nemo's fin and dragged him towards the hole. We swam trough the hole in high speed, and when i turned around and looked out we saw the giant fish crush his face against the rock. "What was that?" Nemo said, then we passed out.

When we woke up, we were kind of groggy. We were so scared. Nemo started crying again. I tried comfort him, but it did't seemed to help. "Lets get out of here, let's go home" I said. Nemo agreed. We reached home without problems. We talked to the king, my father. We told him about the sound, Emo and the giant fish. "It must have been the Flatface!" my father said. The biggest seamonster ever swimmed theese wathers.

By Jonas Stegerød

8 the monkey island

The monkey island!
“This year is our 200th year on this island, you have to behave for the party tonight”, Thea said to her baby. “Will there be fireworks tonight mommy?”, the kid asks back. “Maybe, I really don't know”, she answers. “Hello miss Thea, are you looking forward for tonight?” the monkey leader, Mr Kulliani asks. “Yes, I really am. I just hopes this little monkey over here can behave” she says back and gives little Jamie a smile. “Ah, I almost didn't see you there, I'm sorry Jamie” Mr Kulliani says to the little monkey hiding at his mothers back. “It's OK. Can you answer a question Mr Kulliani?”. “Yes”. “Will there be fireworks tonight?”, “I think so, if Mr Scott isn't afraid to get his fur burned of again, like last years celebration”. “He he, I had almost forgotten that”, Thea says in a laugh.
The super monkeys are flying over them and making some really loud noises. “Mommy I want to be like them when I grow up” little Jamie says smiling and jumping around.

by Marianne=)

Part 2

And then, little Jamie jumped around and suddenly hit the stack of fireworks, making it explode! Everyone went like, ohmygooood! But then, the supermonkeys flew in and saved little Jamie, leaving everyone else to die in the explosion... yeah...

Part 3

But everyone didn't die. Mr Kuliani and Thea became super monkeys. They flew away from the explosion. When they met up with little Jamie he was sad because of destroying all the fireworks. “oh, it wasn't your fault. Anyone could have hit the stack of fireworks.”

Picture
http://www.popfi.com/wp-content/uploads/chunky-monkeys.jpg

4. Atropolis year 2109

Atropolis by daniel øvstedal, karoline dale, illustrated by Mikkel Østhagen Hamar and Benedicte Paulsen.
year 2109

The city light is so dark, on ground level, but as you move higher up in the sky the lights are getting brighter and brighter. Flying cars everywhere, thousands of robots, humans and other creatures living side by side. The city is breathing and suffocating.

A human and a Klingon are having an affair, a lovely romance. They are touching each other making love and kissing. There is written in the Grand lords laws, that creatures of the same spices can have forms of emotional romances.

These two are breaking the law! If this high function society is suppose to work humans, robots and klingons must keep a intimate distance at all time. But these two are screwing it, they want to live... No matter what the new world order says or what not.

They are meeting, on ground level. No one goes on ground level unless they want to be ripped a piece and slaughtered by the evil spirits. Gangs and flesh eating bacteria lives there. But the two lovers are going anyway, that's the only way they can be left alone – without the monitors and watchmen coming to get them.

The meeting takes place. An abandoned pizza hut, from the early days of the 21th century, a place totally forgotten and left to rotten – while the city is growing larger and higher every day. He checks if there is someone nearby. The lights of the night are dark. Dark light, that's how the ground level seems - and it is quiet. He look up at his lover, so beautiful. He lift his proboscis towards her, she makes a happy-grimace. Suddenly, they are not alone anymore. Hundreds of bacteria are circling them. The she-creature gets lifted from the ground, she screams.

Chapter 3
A love scenario just turned into a serious and dangerous situation , They scream their lungs out, but its no helping. The bacteria are coming closer. Suddenly I hear some future rap travelling at the speed of sound, The sound is coming closer and closer. It sounds like a Macco, what else could it be?. The Maccos are known for being crazy as hell, ruling the underground societies and demonstrating against the upper classes, hence why they live on the ground. The Macco was driving a yellow coloured Dawoolanoo, no shock because that's the type of flying cars they usually drive. Poor quality flying cars is what their known for, I mean only star gangsters drive Dawolanoo's because they are cheap as hell. After the 4'th world war and the global virus epidemic and last but not least the Finance crisis witch struck the world so bad that the economy is based on inverted negative values instead of gains,

Amazingly Dawonallo still produces crappy flying cars today because they miracelously survived all the crisis

-Paul

Publiser innlegg

23

The unexpected
“I've been looking forward to this trip for a really long time now. This boat trip is going to be awesome!” said Catherine in a over excited way. “We all have, this vacation is perfect, 8 weeks on a boat with my two best friends. Nothing can spoil this!”
When we were entering the boat we saw a little boy arguing with his mom. They were talking about their holiday because he wanted to go to football camp and she wanted this boat trip. He said “I cant handle it any more”, and then he jumped. All the way off the boat and he landed on the ground. His body was like a pancake, he was all flat and greasy. His lungs were laying on his left side while his heart was three meters away. I laughed a bit inside because it was kind of hilarious, just because he wanted to football camp he killed himself. Erlend Synnevåg

Part 2

His mom was in shock. She just stood there looking at him. She was totaly white in her face. Now I didn't laugh so much anymore. I understood that this wasn't funny. Suddenly she fell down on the floor and passed out. I walked towards her when a policeman had arrived the place. Thea Bratterud

Part 3
He started to ask me a lot of questions. I was in shock and I had problems with talking, so I couldn't answar him. A door was open so I ran out. The policeman started to run after me and he jumped on me and and knocked me out.
Aleksander K. Eide

18. the fake children - part 2

Genre: A horror story
Setting: A pair of adopted twins trying to find their real father.

They were running down the hall in the airport, running as fast as lions when they chase their beet. “that plane is not going without us!” one of the boys screamed. One of them were a leather jacket with a real bad boy image, and the other dressed in a nice shirt with a clip-on tie and sky-high socks in his sandals. If you looked closely you could see that they where identical. Both with the same bright read hair and the characteristic long and tiny body.
They ran around the corner. Habhdul Kharistanovic, the one with the leather jacket, was in the front. The other twin, Peder Nilsen was behind. Finally they could see the gate. Gate 41 to Kabul. Habhdul took up his bording pass while he was running. But suddenly he realized that the gate didn't get closer. He tried to run faster, but still he didn't come any closer. "What's happening Peder!"

Benedicte, Isak

Part 3

"I DON'T KNOW" screamed Peder hysterically and started to run. But he couldn't get any where either. They both where stuck at the same place. It was only 5 minutes until the gate closed, and they had to get there in time, they couldnt miss there flight to Kabul. Habhdul looked at Peder with sad eyes, and said "Peder, we are stuck in gum, that's the reason why we can't move". Peder looked under his shoes and saw this giant gum that he was stuck in. "Damn it" said Peder. The good-boy image was gone, and he started to be more and more like his brother Habdhul. Peder, or Zakhra, as his real name are tried to get the gum away from their shoes, but it didn't work. The gum was so big, it had to be some kind of a hubba bubba gum, and the only person who eats Hubba Bubba was their younger step brother Hizham. Now it was only 3 minutes until the gate closed, and if they looked closely they could see Hizham at the gate laughing. The gum was like glue, not like a regular glue though. It was like a pink glue that smelled cotton candy. Anyways, the minutes went down and there were only 2 minutes until the gate closed. Zakhra looked at Habdhul and said that they had to run the fast as they could and just hope that the gum would loosen up.

Benedicte C

22

The UFÖ

Farmers log

It is the 12th of June 3142, and the crops is going well. The cubed tomatoes are growing an inch in size a day, due to our "uber duber fertilizer", but things are quiet out here on the country. Farming in Sweden didn't turn out the way I thought it would for me and my friends. We ended up on the smallest farm here. The robots are working nicely, no data viruses or lack of fuel. Everything is working smoothly and I have nothing to do.

But suddenly, a co-farmer shouted "Oh, what is that on the sky!? It's a UFÖ!" then someone else shouted, "It's coming right for us!"

PART: 2

We began to run, running as hell, we legged it for several minutes. The UFO was playing with us, it could easily have caught up with us right ayway, but it didn't. Then it started its awfull actions - chopping heads. As I was running, I mannaged to sneak away in a small well, from there I could peek up and watch - my swedish freinds, neighbours and family being slised up into thouand pieces.

As the day ended, I had only one feeling inside my head, revenge!!!

By Daniel Nakken By Daniel Øvstedal

An eventful fishing trip - 19

Setting: A fishing boat – Genre: a comedy
You won't believe what happened to me yesterday. It's only pure luck that I am still alive! You see, my great grandfather and I were fishing in his old fishing boat. He can barely walk, and I had to carry him most of the way down to the shore. The boat is small, but the little space is well utilized. My great grandfather has a flower covered chair with a matching parasol, and a little kitchen as well. But that's it. I had to sit on the flooring.
“I've got a biting!” my great grandfather screamed after few seconds. The few teeth he had left jumped out of his mouth, and hit me in the face. I got several bite marks, specially around my cheek, which started to bleed. The ruby red drops dripped one by one into the dark water. He started to haul up the fishline.
By Nora

Part 2
I was so excited that I could not feel the pain anymore, even tho I became incredibly sore from his teeth. I rubbed my eyes and I could not believe what i just saw. My grandfather had caught an enourmous fish, and he was yelling something in a weird language. I could not understand what the heck he was saying because his teeth had fallen out. He should have known about that and eventually he noticed that something was wrong and started looking for his teeth. He searched the whole deck after the teeth, without finding them. "Hey! Maybe the fish ate your teeth in some way", I said to my grandpaa.
-paul

Part 3
"wooogjagghee" I didn't understand anything off he's despearet attempt communicate with me. "I'll buy you new teeth for christmas". He's face got tence and angry, and then I understood that he was trying to make me turn around, and there I saw her, the most beau... wierd person ever. A mermaid "Who are you?"
-Bendicte

Part 4
She didn not answer. I did not know mermaids existed. Grandpa had told me some stories about them, before he lost his teeth, but I only tought it was another one of granpas unlikly stories. But now a real mermaid standed in front of me. She looked at us for a while, and suddenly she dissapeared as fast as she appeared. Grandpa and me looked surprised at eachother and didn't say a word.


Aleksander

13. In the principals office

I opened the door with shaking hands
a room full of tension and frictions.
With happy thoughts and a smile on my face I went in.
Little if nothing did I know, what the principal had coming my way

On the wall a moose as big as a car
if I ran I won't get far.
Under the moose sat a figure so strong
wonder if I did anything wrong?

The minute my butt made friends with the chair
the principal said some things that was anything but fair.

Henrik Hoem

part 2:

he said "Henrik, you are short and have red hair"
"I'm sorry but for that we have to expell you"

I said "What? you big fat baboon! you can't expell me!"
"Do you even know who I am?"
The principal didn't seem to care
Even if Henrik was Scotlands next heir

Mikkel Østhagen Hamar

Part 3
The principal said: "I really don't care,
If you're Scotland's or the world's next hair.
I can tell your hair is on fire
And you're a big fat liar.
Something like that, I will not have near."



"But mister Principal," Henrik cried loud
"You know I stand out from the croud!
My hair is blending
And you should be attending
The gingers' next meeting in Araboud."

The moose was staring,
Henrik kept glaring
Right into the Principals eyes
They burned like hell
'Cause teh Principal was a ginger as well

by Nora

10 Fairy tale american high school

- Principal Folgers
Once upon a time there was an American high school, completely different from every other high school. It was the finest, biggest and most exclusive high school in America, and only the most intelligent and rich were able to study there. It is rumored that the principal, Mr Folgers, was an evil wizard who curse the students at the high school with the most frightening wizardry you could possibly ever imagine. It is said that terrible things happened to the students who did not behave well.

PART 2
I was so lucky that I won a scolarship for this particular school. At that time I knew nothing about the rumours and stories about the headmaster. This is the dreadful story of my three years in WYVERLEY PLACE UNIVERSITY.

I woke up, completely disoriented. My mom was yelling to me, and my dog was barking. Even the birds were singing! I hate birds.
I got up, and the memories of yesterday hit me like a slap in the face. I got the damn scolarship! With a smile on my face, I got dressed and ate a bowl of Captain Parrot's Crunchy Crunchers with extra sugar. Then I another bowl. With extra sugar. Then I packed my stuff, and got on the bus to the university, and the dorm that would be my home for the next three years of my life.

Carl

Part 3

When I sat on the bus i started thinking about who this prinicpal realy is. Is he so bad like everyone says is he realy a wizard! Iwas looking forward to meet this man, maby a can learn some cool magic tricks. that would be very cool.

So when I finaly saw the school, I was so glad i was there because i was so tired. But when i walkd out of the bus I Saw this special principal Mr Folgers. He was just standing on the top of the stears and loocked at all the new people.

Muri

9) The passion of a 70 year old guy

9) The passion of a 70 year old guy

I woke up. I tried to get up to take a shower, but I realized my body wasn't capable to do anything.
I tried to remember what I did last night, but my brain was totally paralyzed!
I slowly opened my eyes, rubbed them and found out that I was in a completely weird place I had never been before. I was in shock. I was a hundred present sure that I was dragged into a “saw” movie, and I was ready to suffer.

By Henrik Jordal


Part 3

I tried to move my head. It didn't move. Suddenly I heard someone come into the room. The person walked slowly. I couldn't see who it was. A man came against me. He had a white coat and looked like a doctor. I soon understood that he wasn't a doctor. In his hand he had a very sharp knife. I understood I was dragged into a Saw movie, but this wasn't a movie. This was real..
- thea

21. Aliens in Norway

Friday 24.06.2150
Around 10 pm this morning, there has been a shocking episode in a small classroom on Stabekk school in Norway. A spaceship crashed in to the classrooms window and the students were in shock. The principal called the police immediately and they have rescued the students out of the room. The spaceship was big and blue, but no sign for aliens or other creatures. But the police is not shore yet and will not say something before they absolutely shore, because they doesn't want to make any panicking.
The space-scientists ariiveded the area, with a bunch of specialsoldiers Suddenly something was moving inside the spaceship.

11 - A day of cartoons

A day of cartoons

What the hell, why am I a cartoon?” When I woke up this morning I found myself in a cartoon. It must have been my robot R2L3, he loves to do pranks on me. Well let's take it from the start. My name is Hactur and I live in the 23th century. I grew up on the planet earth, but my family and I moved to Mars when my father got a new job here.

Back to the problem; how am I supposed to get out of this cartoon? It must be one of those children TV cartoons. Everyone are nice and none makes any problems. But still I want to get back to the real world. I tried to ask all the people in the cartoon, but no one knew how to get out. I figured out that in order to get out of the cartoon I would have to die in the cartoon.

By Herman

Part 2

But; no one dies in a cartoon, especially not in a children TV cartoon. And if someone does, it wouldn't be show'n on TV. Damn R2L3! Why did he put me here!?
After some thinking i decided to go visit "Petter Smart"! He could make me a machine! A machine that could make me human again! Back to what I use to be! Yes! That's it!

I reached "Andeby" early that morning. "Petter Smart" was already outside, working his magic.

By Jonas Stegerød

part 3

I ran over to his house "Petter Smart!" I shouted. His little helper told me to be quiet. He was mad. I had always thougt that "little helper" were nice and helpful, but I guess I was wrong. I had to get out of this stupid cartoon!

Karoline Dale

Part 4

The little helper came over to me and hit me in my knee. I twisted off his head, "that's more like it" I whispered to myself. "what?" Petter smart answered. Oh nothing, nothing.. I told Petter smart about my wierd day, how I was like Morten Harket in "take on me". "I think you need a psychiatrist".
- Benedicte P

14 Rolf, a man, and a honey-eating-contest

A sleeping man in a bed




There once was a sleeping man in a bed
He was dreaming of butterflies and unicorns
In his dream it was said that he once would be dead
But until then he’d chill and on his mandolin he would shred

The death wouldn’t occur until a hundred years
There was no need to worry about that yet
So until then he’d ride on the butterflies and unicorns
In the magical land of Skøyen

The magical land of Skøyen had a shadow laying over it
A dark and depressing shadow
It was said that the dark lord Rolf was about to take over Skøyen
But until then the man would swim and eat honey

A seagull approached the man one day
He said that he had to save Skøyen in one way
He suggested he’d challenge Rolf in a “the-one-who-eats-the-most-honey-becomes-the-ruler-of-Skøyen contest”
Rolf accepted the challenge and the games could begin


Mikkel Østhagen Hamar

part 2:

"The-one-who-eats-the-most-honey-becomes-the-ruler-of-Skøyen contest” was about to begin. The land of Skøyen had never seen as much honey. The two piles of honey were enormous, and when the clock turned eight they both got started.

It was a battle like no one had never seen before. The two contestants both ate more honey than a dragon could ever eat.

Møen

Part 3:

Suddenly something unexpected happened! Rolf had suddenly pourd to much honey in his stomack! In just one second of a life time Rolf exploded. His belly just ripped up and honey was raining all over the people. It was a really neasty event!

Rolf was still alive and said:'

To much honey I have eaten
It seems like I am beaten
the sweet flavour will never touch my thounge again
and I will never win

I should have predicted this
now i cease to exist
God oh God help me now
I know death I will not allow!

What misfortune I have experienced
this honey feels like led

by: Daniel Ø

Benedicte C

24

I lie down by the pool. The first sun in weeks is shining bright in the sky, and I intend to get a nice tan by the end of the springbreak. My spots are coming along nicely, I only have a few on my chins now. By my mere 18 years of age, I would say I have considerable wisdom. I just don't know it yet. It seems that whatever I do, I always will have at least one spot on my face. I don't know why, I have even tried to eat more healthy lately. Also I've been trying to work out more, with the beach season coming soon, I think it's important to look decent.

Carl

P2

When I was done with my sunbathing I went inside to eat some hamburgers, because allthough it is important to be healthy it is even more important to eat something delicious. I wanted another hamburger so I just kept eating, it was so delicious. After about four hamburgers I was full and I could not eat another bite. My beard of zits came back, but it did not matter. After an hour of sleep I were so mad at myself. I had been working out and been so healthy. Those tempting burgers had gotten to me. I did not feel well. There was a pain inside me. I did not want to live anymore, not after those four hamburgers.

Erlend Synnevåg

P3

So I killed myself.