Farming Love

It was a early a typical morning in Sweden. The farmer was done getting the last pieces of oak farmed and then his dog ran out against him, almost like the dog had something to tell him.

The farmer, known as Johan followed his dog to the house, just about 200 meters away from the farm. «Hey there Johan», it was Caroline. Johan had been in love with Caroline for a long time, but he did not have the curridge to ask her out for a date. He was just a simpel farmer with no great house or economy, so how in the world was he going the «capture» one of the duke's datheres? Well he though alot about it, but she was so warm and good hearted person, maybe just maybe he could ask her out for a dinner. «Are you not going to invite me inside Johan?» She asked. Her voices was so soft, just like if an angel were singing, then he quickly answered «Ofcourse Caroling, come inside». It was not very much to brag about, just a simpel kitchen, a bedroom and a small livingroom with a radio. «Do you want a cup of coffie?», Johan was little shaky when he asked, but she just replied «I would that» with a cute little smile on her face. He had just started with the coffie when he noticed she still was standing. «Oh sorry, have a seat» he said, you could clearly see how nervous Johan was.

Jan Einar!! :-)

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Johan was so nervous that he killed all the animale on the farm and fleed to India to live a better life. He won a trip to Inda when he won the nigeriansk state lottery. He shall forget every thing about Caroline.

Vegard Vestli

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gut caroline went to india and trackt him down, then johan wasnt so happy. then hi started thinking about the smoking chimp Ivan, who lives at the zoo. johan started missing caroline, then sudden she jumps out of the bush and says, "will you marry me johan". johan then says yes, for the love of god, yes woman, yes. then they moves to a tent ounder the monten and start humping like rabits. 10 years later they live in irak with the son Igor-arne. johan is working at the lockal fruit store, and carloine is housewife.

Eivind Thoresen

But suddenly! they all appeard in afghanistan! igor arne started following the normals stuff down theyre, so he kinda raped Caroline... what a shame! and then taliban arrived, and bombed everything :O ZOMG!!! the only survivor where the smoking chimp Ivan. but Ivan died of the radiation device all the vikings dropped. and the angry german kid arrived! he got SO PISSED!! and started playing robot unicorn attack! then the asians from ebay arrived! and they wanted to sell sacki sacki for 5 dollars! what a deal?! but batman didnt want that sacki sacki.... so he got some from wonder woman. but no one likes wonder woman. so bill gates sold her for a couple of stripes with coke. but he got all clickshit and started t-bagging Chuck Norris. what?! did i mention Chuck Norris... this means all of the above text will diassappear!!

KIDDING! cause Lars Monsen lit a fire on Chuck's head and started telling him about sticks and stones. but gandhi didnt want to hear, cause gandhi gave away two eyes so now his blind!!!! SWEDEN FTW!!!!!! 4.