Lolhorror story chronicles

Chapter 1

Once upon a time there was a guy named Gaute. He's favorite subject in school was Naturbasert Produksjon. He loved working with chainsaws. One day he was out with his class on a small trip to the woods. The teachers had brought a couple of chainsaws.

Chapter 2
Night fell upon the camp, and everybody were sitting around the campfire. You could hear Gaute running around in the woods, chopping down trees and gathering wood. Everyone was tired from the walk in to the campsite, so it was desided that everyone should go to sleep. They were all laying in their tents, lisening to Gaute snoring like hell.

Chapter 3
It was like a bear. No one could sleep, so we had a fun time chatting. As the time passed we heard some big footsteps, and we could hear that the snorig was gone. We stopped our chatting and listend. There came a ligt across the tent. The footsteps came to the tent and then the tent opening was slowly opend. We felt the horror come to us while the danger of being caugth, suddenly there was a face in the opening. We all relaksed when we realised it was Monika. She jumped in to the tent herself and joined the smaltalk. I felt the need for the bathroom come to me. So I desided to go to the outside bathroom. As I went towards it, there was a scary sound behind me...

chapter 4.
Gaute was a very bad man. But he loved his kids.
when 1 nba where coming out of the tent , Gaute where very mad at them. Every one where traying to get Gaute happy agen. But Gaute wher stil mad.

The smallest farm in sweeden. chapter 1.

Chapter 1.

The family one the farm love's horses. It is living 4 people one the farm in sweeden. The tow kid's love to ride one there horse's . It is living three horses there. Anne Marie likes to ride western . Lise Marie it is not riding. She is to young to ride. Lise Marie are not agree in this. Anne Marie are talking to Lise Marie and she is telling her sister why she cant ride horses.
You are too young to ride she said.

Chapter 2: Then she went to her horse. The horse was 80 years old, and had name Noldus. Lise Marie did not ride so much on Noldus, because he was so old, and tired. One day a man went out for a walk. He walked past the farm to Lise Marie, and Anne Marie. When he walked he saw a horse. That was Noldus. He love that horse. He took the knife, and killed the horse.

Chapter 3:
Lise Marie ran down to her dead horse at once. It was blod everywere. Lise Marie saw the man with the knife on the other end of the farm, wich was very small, and shge started running over too him. Suddenly he started running in the other direction. But Lise Marie was fast as a superman. And she also started flying. She jumped on the man and bit his head of! Lise Marie did no longer care about her dead horse, as long as the murderer was dead. She lifted the horse upp with her new superman powers and took it into her room. They still live happily!:D

Chapter 1; Diego, the man <3 Rwwr<3

Chapter one:
A girl with name TaniaBoy<3.>

Chapter two:
one day. TaniaBoy was going out to gather sand then she suddenly saw a man coming right to her. he was running very fast and he diddnt look happy. TaniaBoy stood her ground and was ready to fight this creepy man. then was is comming closer and closer, and suddenly. the man fell down on his knees and asked TaniaBoy to marry him. TaniaBoy was shocked and fell down on the ground. when she woke up she saw this man leaning over her. she only remembered him asking her to marriage. she said ''YES!'' now she only needed some informasion. she asked this man to tell about his life. ''well, my name is Diego. I am a man from Norway, and i came all this way to find you. i have been in earlier relationships with many different ''womans'' i am 22 years old''. TaniaBoy saw som potensial in Diego since she was only 57 years.

Chapter three:
Diego wasn't a very nice man after all. One day Diego was waiting for Taniaboy to come home. Once she stepped inside the house. Diego jumped over her. Taniaboy kicked him in the balls, and ran out. Diego tried to run after, but he was in too much pain. "I love you Taniaboy!" he yelled, and fell down on the ground. Then Taniaboy lived happy ever after. YAY...

Chapter fore:

Some days later Taniaboy camed back to Diego! She want him back!!!.... Diego and Taniaboy had wild sex, And they get kids. They lived happy ever after.

the sceary fishing boat

Chapter 1
A man named James, had just bougth a fishing boat to go fishing with his wife in the weekends, so they had something to do, and did'nt get bored. Today they were going on their first fishing trip, and they have planned well what to bring. They came to were the boat was, and they started to get ready.

His wife thing the boat is so big, and she started to walk araound and look at it.
But when she walks down stairs, she feels this terrible smell, and she sees a hand, and its tottaly white, as it was dead!


Chapter 2
She starts screaming, running around in sircles and up the stairs. "Is is a dead man i the basement!" She was screaming lots of times, but it was silent as in a grave. Nobody heard her. And sudenly she saw that there where white hands everywhere! Suddenly she felt some water on her head, and as she loocked up she saw that it was raining BLOD!

Chapter 3
It had to be someone up stears. I can not just reaining blod from ewerywhwere. Is there a morther on the boat? Someone is her? I want help...."someone help me???"

The summer in the lighthous

Chapter 1

This would be the best summer in my life me an my boyfriend went to the ligthous out side Kristiansand. We are going to be there alone fore a hole week.

The first day of the holyday we where just beeing on the beach, we have swimed in the water, splashed water on eatch other and kissed in the sun.



Chapter 2

When the nigth came We went up to the top of the ligthouse to watch. I felt the romantic felling grow in me, but suddenly my boyfriend started kissing me huge. He started taking off my cloets, but I stopped him.

"I've told you I'm not ready" I said to him.

"I dont care, I need you now" He looked at me with dark eyes. I suddenly felt afraid. I walked to the door slowly now, as he followed. He started touching me as i reached for the door...

Chapter 3

He was still touching me, and i felt very uncomfortable, and i was to sceard to do something. He was a totally diffrent person than for only 10 minutes ago, and he said "I want you, now" , i jalled at him, and he just touched me harder. Now i did not have any clotes on and i was sceard like shit...

The fishing boat

Chapter 1
Dear Mayo!
I have been on the fishing boat for a long time now, at least it feals long. We have gotten a lot of fish and it has been sun all week. We have been on land only one time sience we started. There I saw a lot of land animals, they almost look wrierd after so long, like I dont recodnice them. I even saw someone walking a dog, wich reminds me; have you rememberd to walk Monika? It's importent for her you know. But two days ago there happend something strange, I was out swiming with the guys and just then I heard a sound.
Chapter 2;
We couden´t hear someting, and don´t see anything. We just hear some noice.

Chapter 3:

But I am stupid you know. So it is difficult to understand anything at all. Its not only only but but! But back on track! I heard this noice. It was really scary, and after i while i understood that it was Monikas woice in my head. I miss her so much Mayo. I never told you before, but she is my only friend. I don't have anyone else. So I am very lonely out here. I thought it would be fun, but i think i must have been drunk when I got on the boat at first. Is it too much to ask you to bring Monika over here? It is only hundred miles to swim, i'm sure you can make it! Waiting for your answer, love from Mona! :D:D<3<3;);):*:* !!(your secret girlfriend<3)

Chapter 4:

im really not a real good swimmer, so a hundred miles is a little mutch for me. i could ride on Mayo's back, but that would look stupid (i dont want to increase my stupid reputation).maky i can invent some shoes that could walk on water. well... if i invent that in 5 houres, i will use them to get to you. but i dont think i can, i have to meet Daniel in uptown. its sad that you cant bee here when me and Daniel rape a black guy :( but what do you mean by secret girlfriend?? im sorry but it could never be somthing between us. i already got a secret girlfriend. he's name is Gaute, he's my bitch. he is ''a little'' older then my. thats why we kepp it secret. when we are together we drive tractor, and talking about girl stuff. Gaute is kinda childish but i am also childish, so thats okay. almoans love monika....

A beutifull indian woman

Chapter 1:
I am living in the forest! It is very beautifull here, and there is no white people here. They have not been coming here yet. But Im in love with a girl who knows me better. Fell for the woman just when a met her. Took me sweet time when i was bitter. Someone understand. and she knows how to treat i fella right, gives me that feeling every night. Wants to make love when i wanna fight, now someone understand me!

My problem is that the girl i love is a white voman. I have never really met her, but i know she is out there somewhere. She is alive i my thoughts, she is alwaqys in my dreams, and her name is Jane. I dream about running around in the forest with Jane and ride in the mountains with her. I really love her so much, even though i don't know where she is or who she is.

Chapter 2:
Even when i dont know her i feel like i know her in my heart. And i dont know if i ever gonna meet her, but i will be waiting for her until she is here with me, even if i have to wait forever, because i know she is the right woman for me, I really love Jane. In my dreams i see that i'm marriage her, and we gonna live happy ever after.

I really hope this is coming true somday<3

Chapter 3:

I am so very happy. Jane where coming to me this morning and she was telling me that she was in love. I was so happy that I where asking her if she was ready to get merid. She says yes. Now we are going to get merid. I hope it will happen very son.

To day I am going to get merid wide Jane.<3.

meramaids hore house

Chapter one:
Once upon a time, deep into the ocean. in a time where there were magic creatures and humans. there were meramaids who were: small, big, tiny, fat and sexy. even meramaids who were mentaly retarted. there was a meramaid for all kinda humans. the humans dived into the ocean and got themself a meramaid. the reson to that is that all female humans were wiped out by a makeup crisis. there was no females or makeup left. thats when male humans found out that they could make love to a merimade, dont ask me how.... one morning a meramaid was born, and it was not small, big, tiny, fat or sexy. its was a meramaid so ugly that no human walking on earth would come and get her. the meramaind was named Sonja, after the ugly queen Sonja. there was no bright future for Sonja. as Sonja grew up, she watched all the young and sexy meramaids grew up and one by one they were picked by humas, even the mentaly retarted one. you dont need a brain to be loved. Sonja wasnt happy. she is going crazy by watching all the other meramaids getting picked by humas one by one.


Chapter Two
After a time, all of Sonjas friends had left with the humans to make small freak babies. And Sonja was left down in the deeps, that ugly bitch.With no one to talk to, Sonjas insanity went through the roof.

Chapter Three

Sonja had no idea how to be loved like the other mermaids. She was thinking all day long abaout what she should do. Many times she swimmed to the beach to watch all the beautfull, strong, big, tiny and fat male humans. The only thing she wanted was to have one of them to love her. But as she were sitting there one day she got an idea, why have one, when you can have two, ore three, ore four, ore five, ore six, ore seven, ore eigth...? Then it hit her, the old ledgends about the human womans and their hore houses. There had been ladies living for loving. Why could not she? So she started the planning. There was so many things she had to plan. One thing was where she was going to have the house, and what it should look like to give the perfect message. So she started...

Chapter Four:

She built the house in stone and close to the water. Inside the horehouse it was very dark. Nobody coud see anything. Noone new hove ugly Sonja was. She got very very famous for her sex. Maremade men and other men from al over the country came too wisit her. And nobydy new how ugly she was. Outside the horehouse she had a poster of a buautifull mermaide voman, so everyone thought they were having sex with her. Sonja was a smart little bitch.

One day a desperat man came into the horehouse. He presented him self as Gaute. He said that he needed sex and vould pay anything for sex. "I am desperat, I need you now!"

Sonja tok him into a room. Gaute took his clothes of, but sudenly something went wrong! All the curtains in the room fell down. Lots of light came into the room. Both Sonja and Gaute screamed. And Sonja discovered that Gaute also was horibly ugly! Before she could stop herself she ran into his arms. "I want someone to love me for life! Can you bee that man?" she said. "Yes I surtenly can!" Gaute ansvered. Gaute turned into a seaman to make his new vife happy. They had sex everyday and both were really happy!

Super Fun Time

Chapter 1
It's thursday, and Øyvind is going to the local zoo, thats what he planned anyway. The thursday morning begins with his mom nagin. All the time she yells and nags, he goes of to his special place, a great ocean inhabitated by a retarded mermaid. But he soon realize that he must get going if he's to catch the buss. On the buss there are all kind of noises. Old people struggling to breath, kids screaming to get their will from lazy parents who try to ignore them and of course Øyvind. He's gotten summercold, and is making more noise than all the people on the buss put together. Sounds like Gaute when he's sleeping, like gravel in a sementmixer. After a long ride, he's finaly standing in front of the zoo. Now, all he has to do, is endure all the noise he heard on the buss, times 10. Small kids crying, old people dying, you know...

Chapter 2.
Øyvind do not like kid's that are crying. But when he is coming home he is happy, now more kid's that are crying ore people that are geting a heart attack.

Chapter 3:
Øyvind came home to his apartement. there hes beautiful wife was waiting, and the three kids came running to his arms. Øyvind really hate kids, so he send the kids out to play in the trafick, hoping one of them would get hit by a car or a train. but the kids were smart and they made it to dinner. we ate horse sausages, it tasted juicy. maby Øyvind should have made the horse into sausagens first. ''Now what difference does that makes'' said Øyvind. tommorow is another day with work. Øyvind goes down the stairs hoping something good will happen, but he fell down the stairs and crushed hes head on the floor. øyvind called 911 but the ambulance hit him and killed poor Øyvind :...(

Chapter 4:
When Øyvind died his kids got so sad that all of them killed them self of frustration and his wife found a new man and lived happy ever after