Murder on «Danskebåten»

Chapter 1

BANG! We heard a loud sound from one of the cabins. We where kinda drunk, so we thought it was a big wave that had made some thing fell of a bed. We vent back to the bar again and kept on drinking and had a lot of fun.

Me and my two friends decided to go to Denmark just a week ago, Michel's boyfriend just broke up with her so she was really depressed, we thought that it would be like a Vegas trip. You have all the slot machines on the “Danskebåten” and stuff. So we went on a Friday expecting really cool trip.

Next day the police came on told us that a guy was dead in one of the cabins. I was most likely hit in the head with a hammer or something like that. His head was smashed and it was blood everywhere the police had blocked all exits so nobody could have left the boat. The murder had to be on the boat somewhere. The reason the policeman came to us was that we slept in the cabin next door. He asked us lots of questions about where we were last night. We answered the questions and said we heard a loud noise round one o'clock last night.

Written by Sjur H. Bjørlo

Chapter 2.

the Police asked what kind of sound it was? I didn't remebmer so I said it sounded like someone where nerd rageing or something. the policeman said it was higley possible because many people take their own life because off games like world of worlcraft and sutch.

Henrik.

Chapter 3

we kicked in the door and where right, we saw a small angry german kid with a gigantic keyboard in his mouth, and on his nice 50" plasma screen the message of "Terrorists win" lit up. "hahahahahahaha, roflmaoyst! own3d Günther!" where yelled out from his computer. the police searched the german, all they found where clearly used rubbers, a coupon for free chicken legs at a strip club in køben, and a WoW gaming card. "Yeah... a typical german gamer..." the police said... they fetched the body. hit the Y button on the computer and wrote AFK mathafacckerzz! and threw the kid on the sea. i saw that guy had a XPS Alienware MOD! DIBS!!! the police sergeant screamed. oh hell no, you said you wanted the first do wenut to! some other cop yelled back. im sergeant so i decide! the sergeant yelled back. "ok, we know how to decide. 1 0n 1, knife, flash, and smoke duel on de_dust2" we said. "oh its on!" they both said.

Mr. Awesome!

Chapter 4.

This is a mess, someone wil die a little girl screamed! oh you shut up, the sergeant said. Then the little girls exploded, she began to burn. "dont tell me to shut up"aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh.

BOM!!! the little girl had become not that little anymore. All the police could see was a big black whale!"omg, she is the whale murderer" "she did it, "she did it"She is the murderer, she killed the man! oh holy crap, save us jesus!

completely silence. Then the sergant whispers:

"forget the donut buddies, we have a job to do"

The end.

Kamilla H