Chapter one:
Once upon a time, deep into the ocean. in a time where there were magic creatures and humans. there were meramaids who were: small, big, tiny, fat and sexy. even meramaids who were mentaly retarted. there was a meramaid for all kinda humans. the humans dived into the ocean and got themself a meramaid. the reson to that is that all female humans were wiped out by a makeup crisis. there was no females or makeup left. thats when male humans found out that they could make love to a merimade, dont ask me how.... one morning a meramaid was born, and it was not small, big, tiny, fat or sexy. its was a meramaid so ugly that no human walking on earth would come and get her. the meramaind was named Sonja, after the ugly queen Sonja. there was no bright future for Sonja. as Sonja grew up, she watched all the young and sexy meramaids grew up and one by one they were picked by humas, even the mentaly retarted one. you dont need a brain to be loved. Sonja wasnt happy. she is going crazy by watching all the other meramaids getting picked by humas one by one.
Chapter Two
After a time, all of Sonjas friends had left with the humans to make small freak babies. And Sonja was left down in the deeps, that ugly bitch.With no one to talk to, Sonjas insanity went through the roof.
Once upon a time, deep into the ocean. in a time where there were magic creatures and humans. there were meramaids who were: small, big, tiny, fat and sexy. even meramaids who were mentaly retarted. there was a meramaid for all kinda humans. the humans dived into the ocean and got themself a meramaid. the reson to that is that all female humans were wiped out by a makeup crisis. there was no females or makeup left. thats when male humans found out that they could make love to a merimade, dont ask me how.... one morning a meramaid was born, and it was not small, big, tiny, fat or sexy. its was a meramaid so ugly that no human walking on earth would come and get her. the meramaind was named Sonja, after the ugly queen Sonja. there was no bright future for Sonja. as Sonja grew up, she watched all the young and sexy meramaids grew up and one by one they were picked by humas, even the mentaly retarted one. you dont need a brain to be loved. Sonja wasnt happy. she is going crazy by watching all the other meramaids getting picked by humas one by one.
Chapter Two
After a time, all of Sonjas friends had left with the humans to make small freak babies. And Sonja was left down in the deeps, that ugly bitch.With no one to talk to, Sonjas insanity went through the roof.
Chapter Three
Sonja had no idea how to be loved like the other mermaids. She was thinking all day long abaout what she should do. Many times she swimmed to the beach to watch all the beautfull, strong, big, tiny and fat male humans. The only thing she wanted was to have one of them to love her. But as she were sitting there one day she go
t an idea, why have one, when you can have two, ore three, ore four, ore five, ore six, ore seven, ore eigth...? Then it hit her, the old ledgends about the human womans and their hore houses. There had been ladies living for loving. Why could not she? So she started the planning. There was so many things she had to plan. One thing was where she was going to have the house, and what it should look like to give the perfect message. So she started...
t an idea, why have one, when you can have two, ore three, ore four, ore five, ore six, ore seven, ore eigth...? Then it hit her, the old ledgends about the human womans and their hore houses. There had been ladies living for loving. Why could not she? So she started the planning. There was so many things she had to plan. One thing was where she was going to have the house, and what it should look like to give the perfect message. So she started... Chapter Four:
She built the house in stone and close to the water. Inside the horehouse it was very dark. Nobody coud see anything. Noone new hove ugly Sonja was. She got very very famous for her sex. Maremade men and other men from al over the country came too wisit her. And nobydy new how ugly she was. Outside the horehouse she had a poster of a buautifull mermaide voman, so everyone thought they were having sex with her. Sonja was a smart little bitch.
One day a desperat man came into the horehouse. He presented him self as Gaute. He said that he needed sex and vould pay anything for sex. "I am desperat, I need you now!"
Sonja tok him into a room. Gaute took his clothes of, but sudenly something went wrong! All the curtains in the room fell down. Lots of light came into the room. Both Sonja and Gaute screamed. And Sonja discovered that Gaute also was horibly ugly! Before she could stop herself she ran into his arms. "I want someone to love me for life! Can you bee that man?" she said. "Yes I surtenly can!" Gaute ansvered. Gaute turned into a seaman to make his new vife happy. They had sex everyday and both were really happy!
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