Super Fun Time

Chapter 1
It's thursday, and Øyvind is going to the local zoo, thats what he planned anyway. The thursday morning begins with his mom nagin. All the time she yells and nags, he goes of to his special place, a great ocean inhabitated by a retarded mermaid. But he soon realize that he must get going if he's to catch the buss. On the buss there are all kind of noises. Old people struggling to breath, kids screaming to get their will from lazy parents who try to ignore them and of course Øyvind. He's gotten summercold, and is making more noise than all the people on the buss put together. Sounds like Gaute when he's sleeping, like gravel in a sementmixer. After a long ride, he's finaly standing in front of the zoo. Now, all he has to do, is endure all the noise he heard on the buss, times 10. Small kids crying, old people dying, you know...

Chapter 2.
Øyvind do not like kid's that are crying. But when he is coming home he is happy, now more kid's that are crying ore people that are geting a heart attack.

Chapter 3:
Øyvind came home to his apartement. there hes beautiful wife was waiting, and the three kids came running to his arms. Øyvind really hate kids, so he send the kids out to play in the trafick, hoping one of them would get hit by a car or a train. but the kids were smart and they made it to dinner. we ate horse sausages, it tasted juicy. maby Øyvind should have made the horse into sausagens first. ''Now what difference does that makes'' said Øyvind. tommorow is another day with work. Øyvind goes down the stairs hoping something good will happen, but he fell down the stairs and crushed hes head on the floor. øyvind called 911 but the ambulance hit him and killed poor Øyvind :...(

Chapter 4:
When Øyvind died his kids got so sad that all of them killed them self of frustration and his wife found a new man and lived happy ever after