14 Rolf, a man, and a honey-eating-contest

A sleeping man in a bed




There once was a sleeping man in a bed
He was dreaming of butterflies and unicorns
In his dream it was said that he once would be dead
But until then he’d chill and on his mandolin he would shred

The death wouldn’t occur until a hundred years
There was no need to worry about that yet
So until then he’d ride on the butterflies and unicorns
In the magical land of Skøyen

The magical land of Skøyen had a shadow laying over it
A dark and depressing shadow
It was said that the dark lord Rolf was about to take over Skøyen
But until then the man would swim and eat honey

A seagull approached the man one day
He said that he had to save Skøyen in one way
He suggested he’d challenge Rolf in a “the-one-who-eats-the-most-honey-becomes-the-ruler-of-Skøyen contest”
Rolf accepted the challenge and the games could begin


Mikkel Østhagen Hamar

part 2:

"The-one-who-eats-the-most-honey-becomes-the-ruler-of-Skøyen contest” was about to begin. The land of Skøyen had never seen as much honey. The two piles of honey were enormous, and when the clock turned eight they both got started.

It was a battle like no one had never seen before. The two contestants both ate more honey than a dragon could ever eat.

Møen

Part 3:

Suddenly something unexpected happened! Rolf had suddenly pourd to much honey in his stomack! In just one second of a life time Rolf exploded. His belly just ripped up and honey was raining all over the people. It was a really neasty event!

Rolf was still alive and said:'

To much honey I have eaten
It seems like I am beaten
the sweet flavour will never touch my thounge again
and I will never win

I should have predicted this
now i cease to exist
God oh God help me now
I know death I will not allow!

What misfortune I have experienced
this honey feels like led

by: Daniel Ø

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